This is turning out to be one of the worst days ever. And one of the best, kinda. I start my new job today which is sweet, but I need to document the bad shit. In the past hour:
-Woke up from a dream that I had throat cancer
-sat in my favorite chair, only to find a spider on me (I have severe arachnophobia)
-Went into the bedroom to find that marshall pissed on the sheets we bought last night
-Went to smoke a cigarette to calm down, and found I only have 2 cigarettes left from the 2 cartons I recently got
There was more, but I give up. Monday, fuck you. That's my point. Fuck you, Monday. You suck.
-Woke up from a dream that I had throat cancer
-sat in my favorite chair, only to find a spider on me (I have severe arachnophobia)
-Went into the bedroom to find that marshall pissed on the sheets we bought last night
-Went to smoke a cigarette to calm down, and found I only have 2 cigarettes left from the 2 cartons I recently got
There was more, but I give up. Monday, fuck you. That's my point. Fuck you, Monday. You suck.
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